I am a humble man, in his 60s, single, wandering through south-east Asia. My background is as a computer guy (3 decades), and a Classics guy (classics being Classics and Ancient History—the study thereof). I gained two graduate diplomas in the first, and an Honours, Masters and Phd in the latter. Cool. I am from Perth, Australia. Not for me. Hobbies: astronomy, history, reading, SF, a bit of a geek. Now more or less retired from the formal world. Found I like travelling. I found I also enjoy teaching. Since 2014 I have been teaching English. A great career change.
First, some advisories: A. ADVISORY: For the last few years and decades there has been an ongoing insurgency in the provinces of Pattani, Yala and Narathiwat (the 'deep south' of Thailand). An average of 600 people have been killed per year between 2004-9. The Australian government strongly urges its citizens not to visit these provinces: "do not travel". Having said this there is no blood on the streets, and life goes on normally for the vast majority of people. In comparison approximately 400 people die every year from traffic accidents in the same region. You have been advised. B. Getting there. There seems to be a scam carried out by the local tour operators to persuade travellers to take mini-buses on journeys between the towns in southern Thailand. These mini-buses cost several times as much as a normal bus. For example, I was quoted 1000 baht (~$35) between Trang and Pattani ~250kms, as compared to 200 baht for a VIP bus. A clear difference. Take the l